WTF:smashed.exe (Programming Language)

smashed.exe (Official Name: Small Application Shell Hijacked Ethernet Dick for Executables) is a small programming language created for Windows and Linux. It's based on the C++, Objected C and Java.

The Language
The smashed.exe is based on C++, C#, JS Code. It has some codes from Objected C and Java. Smashed.exe will also has a virus loader which will automatically infect PCs. Smashed.exe supports Unobject-orientated programming. goto smashos; smashos: {   if (os.smashed){ Run smashed.exe "Virus" } } The code above will run a preset virus. The preset virus will format the hard drive causing the system not loading.

Chase a cat example
1. Import namespaces 2. Create a cat cat = new Cat; smashed.useMainCatObject(cat); 3. Create you you = new Person; 4. Using you as the main object and use cat as your animal smashed.useMainObject(you); smashed.you.createAnimal(cat); smashed.you.activate(cat.becomeCrazy); 5. Chase your cat smashed.you.chase(smashed.you.getAnimal(cat)); 6. Final code int main{ cat = new Cat; smashed.useMainCatObject(cat); you = new Person; smashed.useMainObject(you); smashed.you.createAnimal(cat); smashed.you.activate(cat.becomeCrazy); smashed.you.chase(smashed.you.getAnimal(cat)); }
 * 1) include &lt;cat.h&gt;
 * 2) include &lt;catchaser.h&gt;
 * 3) include &lt;person.h&gt;
 * 1) include &lt;cat.h&gt;
 * 2) include &lt;catchaser.h&gt;
 * 3) include &lt;person.h&gt;

Quotes
"In Soviet Russia, Smash smashes you!"

"Smash + Hell = Dead"

"What.com"

"N00B!"